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The soft, slightly thicker cotton drapes comfortably over shoulders while the ribbed collar and taped shoulders hold their shape after wash. Subtle line-art and tiny pops of color on the chest read like a private joke between coworkers, an ironic nod to inbox overload and boundary-setting. Wear it on slow mornings, casual Fridays, or when you need a quiet, witty shield during back-to-back meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Environmentally-friendly thicker cotton for a vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Medium weight (6.0 oz\/yd²) classic fit; runs smaller than usual\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Fiber content varies by color (solid 100% cotton; others blended)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not 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