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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lightweight, art-driven tank that reads like a quiet, humorous statement. Wear it when you want a calm, witty mood: at lazy summer readings, late-night coffee runs, or tucked under a jacket at indie shows. It drapes with a retail fit and feels soft against the skin, letting the illustration breathe without shouting. This tank blends thoughtful design with everyday ease, being familiar, a little irreverent, and made for people who appreciate dry humor and pared-back style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft hand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd²) keeps you cool in warm weather\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side seams and retail fit maintain shape and a flattering silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label and self-fabric binding for clean comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, 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