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Ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX® certification add quiet confidence to a playful design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics: crisp penguin artwork with DTF sleeve\/label details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton and EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 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