“Flight Was Never An Option” Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Tank
“Flight Was Never An Option” Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Tank
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A lightweight, soft tank featuring a bold hand-drawn penguin clutching a tiny sword and the cheeky line “FLIGHT WAS NEVER AN OPTION.” This tank layers easily under a flannel or stands alone on warm days, bringing a wink of dark-humor charm to casual outfits. The retail fit and tear-away label keep the silhouette clean and comfortable, while the airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin. It’s a quiet statement piece for those who appreciate deadpan humor and minimalist, illustrated graphics.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) — ultra-soft, lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail fit with side seams for shape retention and a clean silhouette.
- Self-fabric binding at neck and armholes for a neat, durable finish.
- Tear-away label and runs true to size for comfortable wear.
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements; adult sizing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean