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A soft, airy fabric and a simple line-art illustration read like a private joke: “Pasta when you forget to stir it for 30 seconds.” Wear it while you’re stirring sauce, doing dishes, working out or lounging with a bowl of noodles. The retail fit drapes easily without clinging, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck comfortable. Subtle, minimal graphics let the design stand out without shouting. This tank is an easy layer for warm evenings, casual cook-alongs, and slow Sunday mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with side seams for shape retention and structural support.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Self-fabric binding at neck and armholes for a clean finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label and runs true to size for comfortable wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Made in Nicaragua; meets required flammability standards; fiber blends vary by color (heathers\/triblends).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium 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