"Damn, Might Have To Call In Thicc Today" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
"Damn, Might Have To Call In Thicc Today" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Soft, slightly vintage-feeling long sleeve tee with a wink of humor. A thick, environmentally-friendly cotton knit gives this shirt a lived-in weight and structure that settles comfortably on the shoulders. The simple black line illustration and playful caption “Damn, might have to call in thicc today” sit center chest, turning a quiet morning into a grin and sparking sideways smiles on coffee runs or lazy weekend hangs. It’s built to hold its shape, the ribbed collar and shoulder-tape reinforcement mean the neckline and shoulders stay steady wash after wash. Runs a bit small, so sizing up keeps the relaxed, casual look and lets the fabric drape the way it was meant to.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular one-piece knit—no side seams to reduce waste
- Ribbed collar with seam and twill shoulder tape for shape retention
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; others vary)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron