"Damn, Might Have To Call In Thicc Today" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Tank
"Damn, Might Have To Call In Thicc Today" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Tank
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Light, laid-back, and laugh-out-loud relatable. This jersey tank features a minimalist black-line illustration and cheeky text that reads: “Damn, might have to call in thicc today.” The soft, lightweight fabric drapes easily and keeps the design front-and-center, whether you’re lounging at home, meeting friends for coffee, or strolling through a summer market. Wear it when you want something comfy that matches a relaxed mood and a playful sense of humor. The retail fit and tear-away label make it easy to layer under an open shirt or pair with shorts. Subtle side seams keep the shape wash after wash, and the breathable airlume cotton feels gentle against skin. Perfect for long, slow days.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams for shape retention and self-fabric binding at edges
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; variety of fiber blends for heather and triblend colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean