Flight Was Never an Option Funny Meme Hoodie

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, midweight, and quietly funny, this hoodie tells a story with a wink. A bold penguin illustration holds a knife, beneath it the dry line "FLIGHT WAS NEVER AN OPTION." It lands as deadpan rather than loud, the kind of joke that rewards a second look. The 8 oz cotton blend is warm without the bulk of heavy fleece, and the hood earns its keep when the wind picks up. Wear it to casual meetups, late-night hangouts, or anywhere a dry sense of humor goes over well.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric for warmth and softness

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit

- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord

- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage

- DTF/DTG and optional embroidery print methods for long-lasting, sharp graphics

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean