"Flight Was Never an Option" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Flight Was Never an Option" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, midweight, and quietly funny, this crewneck tells a story with a wink. A bold penguin illustration holds a knife, beneath it the dry line "FLIGHT WAS NEVER AN OPTION." It lands as deadpan rather than loud, the kind of joke that rewards a second look. The 8 oz cotton blend keeps it warm through a cold morning without feeling heavy. Wear it to casual meetups, late-night hangouts, or anywhere a dry sense of humor goes over well.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Embroidered-decoration options for chest and wrists; center chest print shown
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- Certified dyes (OEKO-TEX®) and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean