"Flight Was Never An Option" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
"Flight Was Never An Option" Funny Meme Men/Unisex Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This long sleeve tee carries a dry, dark humor that lands on anyone who loves offbeat animal art and low-key sarcasm. Wear it on slow mornings, at backyard hangouts, or while trading memes with friends who appreciate absurdist humor. The slightly heavier vintage cotton gives the shirt weight and presence, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. It’s a cozy layer for cool evenings and a way to show off a sardonic sense of humor without saying much at all.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, ~6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid colors 100% cotton; heathers/blends vary)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron